MIDWINTER TO DO LIST:
Keep bird feeders filled.
Knock off ice from feeders, over sliding doors, front door, back door.
Keep wood-stove burning.
Spend ten minutes getting dressed to go outside.
Spend ten minutes getting undressed after coming back in.
Towel off the dogs after they have been rolling in the snow. (ten times a day).
Do not wear flannel pajamas to bed when there are flannel sheets on the bed. (You will not be able to move).
Pretend to be shocked when the weather forecasters get it wrong.
Be prepared when the weather forecasters do not predict the foot of snow that fell overnight.
Look for missing glove.
Spend hours looking at garden catalogs.
Get more hot cocoa mix.
Remember to enjoy winter.
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